by Miri Wood, R.N.c.
On Tuesday, 16 July, UK Foreign Minister William ‘I Support Captial Punishment But Not in The Hague Because I May Be Going There‘ Hague announced that his US was following up on a possibility mentioned six days earlier: To send what sounds like a very expensive present, but is as useful as shredded amulets to his friends, the anti-Islam foreign Wahhabi sex jihadist cannibals who have invaded Syria (beginning an announcement with reference to a previous announcement is not infrequently an indicator of impending propaganda flooding.
“The gift will be offered to the Supreme Military Council of the Syrian National Coalition, which the UK recognizes as the sole legitimate representative of the Syrian people,” was his bombastic and also imperialistic comment, as no Syrian has voted to have his or her country invaded.
At an alleged cost of $988,910 USD, the UK portion of F/UK/US will be shipping 5,000 gas escape hoods (modeled by terrorists for conjoined chamgedri in Le Merde’s and Geryon’s 27 May photo collection),a whole bunch of nerve agent pre-treatment tab[let]s, and unknown numbers of rolls of chemical weapon detector papers.
The “news” report of course mentioned that GB has probably been used — much, all, or some of the time — courtesy of Itai Brun’s press briefing, which was so ludicrous that NYT’s Senior Urinalist complained that there was no evidence after his own confabulated opus was published.
Those 5,000 gas escape hoods sound especially impressive, except for the fact that neurotoxins such as GB and VX are readily absorbed through the skin. These rabbits, killed in a Turkish lab experiment, as a terrorist threat to what could be done to the Syrian people, would have as readily died, even had they been wearing little wabbit gas escape hoods, because VX is transdermal.
Can be watched on YouTube with English subtitles: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-6O-gApVrU
The detector paper is actually paper and tubes that either contain reagents, or would need them added. Considering that much of the work committed by the barbarians includes such heavy labor as beheadings, tossing mailmen from rooftops, and smashing huge holes into the walls of people’s homes, the nurse in me cannot help but wonder if their fine motor skills are up to the task.
Then, there is that awful problem with the very important meds with the very important name, so let’s remember it, Nerve Agent Pre-Treatment tabs.
This medication comes in a blister pack (again, the possible problem with fine motor skills) of 21 pyridostigmine bromide pills, to be taken every 8 hours upon group leader yelling, “One! Two! Three! Go!”
Please note that the side effects of pyridostigmine bromide include, but are not limited to: nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, increased salivation, miosis , muscle cramps, shortness of breath, bradycardia , twitching, headache, itching, and swollen tongue  Before taking pyridostigmine bromide, please tell your doctor if you suffer from any form of chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, renal disease, or irregular heart rate. Do not take this medication with aminoglycosides, narcotics, or anticholinesterase eye medication.  In case of an accidental overdose, please call the United States Poison Control Center at their Toll-Free Number.
It is unlikely that Hague made this gift announcement in an effort to inspire more poor British poor people affected by the bedroom tax to choose suicide over homelessness , it is also unlikely that the UK of F/UK/US will move forward with the shredded amulets scenario.
This leads us to consider that F/UK sabotaged Syria’s immediate request for a U.N. Team to investigate the possible use of chemical weapons against the Syrian population in Khan al Assal, on 19 March [by the anti-Islam Wahhabi sex jihadist cannibals terrorists]  and that this “new” scenario may be a signal that the governments behind the destruction of Syria wish to resurrect their plans of early last fall, to launch a chemical weapons attack against Syria, blame it on Syria, and use it as the Reichstag Fire with which to invade Syria with their “proper armies.”
If their plan is this next atrocity, it must be thwarted, yet again.
Part of our plan should include thinking like our philosopher-diplomat, Syria’s Permanent Representative to the United Nations, Dr. Bashar al Ja’afari.
 excessive pupillary constriction; what Brun claimed was evidence of Syria’s use of GB against itself, allegedly shown in photos, though impossible, as the inverse, miosis would occur, upon death.
 heart rate that is much too slow
 really, really dangerous. Precedes cessation of breathing.
 lest you go into renal failure, stop breathing, or go blind.
 See Dr. Bashar al Ja’afari, Syria’s Permanent Representative to the U.N. press briefing of 30 April, 2013: